Valentines/ Single-Awareness Day

As you all know, tomorrow is Valentines Day/ Single-Awareness Day. Hope you enjoyed our valentines in your mailbox. If you did not receive one it is probably because: we don't know you, we ran out of valentines rather quickly (poor planning), or we got tired and couldn't find your name. In any event, we love you all!

Valentines Day is a source of love, joy, depression, sadness, and of course another reason to drink :)
V-Day means different things for different people, so we thought tonight we would focus our blog on Valentine's Day advice from each of our own perspectives:

Valentine's Day Food- By Cynthia

1. Don't buy a big heart shaped box of chocolate and eat it two days before Valentines Day.
2. Plan ahead for trivia night- find fun valentine's cocktails
3. Under no circumstances, do you eat the purple or green conversation hearts! Tastes like chalk and pepto bismol.
4. Jess is a holiday slave-driver, avoid her on holidays. She will harass you until you get in the festive spirit.  (you're welcome bitch!- Jess)

Valentine's Day Poem- by Mike

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit only farted


How to Rock Single Awareness Day- by Jess

1. Be Selfish- Being single means never having to compromise :) Whether it be going out to dinner, watching a movie, attending a party, or simply picking out a box of chocolate- the decision is all yours! No arguing about whether to watch Fast and Furious or The Notebook, or whether to go Chinese or Italian for dinner. Single Day= Your way.  For that matter, you don't have to buy anyone else a gift. Instead of being responsible and saving your money- buy yourself something awesome. Celebrate your solo status and buy a gift for the person you can always please- yourself.

2. Don't Share- So many single people avoid bottles of pink champagne and heart shaped chocolate boxes. Not me- I'm drinking the champagne and eating chocolate to my heart's content and will not be sharing any of it :).

3. Be Shameless- On that note, don't feel bad about eating a whole box of chocolate ( except for the coconut, gross). Feel free to wear your sexy underwear anyway, you don't need somebody else to tell you that you look good ;)

4. Get into it- wear red, drink pink and red cocktails, dance around your apartment with your friends. Force your roommates to get into the holiday spirit with you. Start planning for the biggest and best single party of the year- St.Patrick's Day.

5. Don't make mistakes because your drunk on Valentine's Day- you're better than that. If not, at least be safe. The holiday is about love, not a love rash.

6. If you're in SoRo- Come to Trivia at 8:30 at Crossroads and have a drink with us! Celebrate your single status because being single is awesome :) Cheers to Freedom and Fun!

7. Whatever you do, don't be sad- life is too short for that. If you're one of our law school followers, you especially can't be sad. Relationships? Ain't nobody got time for that!


Valentine's Gifts- by Jeff

Good Ideas:
1. spa gift certifcates
2. flowers and candy
3. lingerie- if you're trashy
4. dick in a box
5. cook - breakfast in bed, cande-light dinner
6. event tickets
7. homemade card

Bad Ideas:
1. kitchen appliances- women may belong in the kitchen, but they also belong other places too.
2. gym membership- in fact, this isn't good for any holiday.
3. cleaning products
4. surprise threesome
5. ask your date when dinner is
6. drive-thru dinner
7. candle-light dinner turned fire hazard