Sunday, March 17, 2013

Adios Spring Break

Hello again bloggers!

Hope you didn't miss us too much over break. I hope you all had a productive break. I for one started all my outlines, did all my homework for the week, and sent out internship applications- minus every single one of those things. That was the original plan but if you're looking for advice on how to make the most of your break by way of productivity and efficiency, this is not the place. I can however tell you how not to be productive (all tested and proved by yours truly):

1. Bring ALL of your school books home. Don't open any of them- in fact keep them in a bag in your closet so the sight of them alone won't cause you pain.

2.  Start off your break doing something unproductive- like going to Foxwoods and losing a bunch of money. You can always do your work later.

3. Make sure you have lots of free time during the day- then waste it shopping for clothes, party supplies, groceries, any kind of shopping, go to the movies a couple times, maybe some bowling, etc.

4. Make sure to stay in shape and keep to your diet over break- and by that i mean work out twice all week and skip the protein bars for trips to olive garden and papa ginos.

5. Your work will always be there, so make sure you take a night to go drinking with some of your friends from home- or two nights, or three, maybe four :/

6. Try getting your car stuck in the mud. Nothing takes your mind off work like waiting for triple A or having to rip off your heat shield.

7. If someone mentions law school, pretend you didn't hear them. If that doesn't work, explain that mentioning anything law school related triggers your PTSD.

8. Whenever you feel like you should really be doing some work....repeat after me: "I'll do it tomorrow." If you don't get to it the next day, repeat. Works like a charm.


So obviously my spring break wasn't very productive. It was a lot of fun though, I hope yours was too!
Keep an eye out for our St.Amy's Day invitations coming out tomorrow!!! I'm so excited to see ALL of you there :)

Love you all,

The 420 House

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